Reach For Our Dreams!: 2011

Monday, April 25, 2011

New teacher!

yo! sup!

today, we had a new moral teacher..... MR HANIF! lol.. in his class he said:

for classes, i want you to bring a pillow and snacks... and for the work, go copy from the back, i don't fuc*ing care... (woah talk about a cool teach! vulgur too...) but... don't bring guitars or i'll shove it up ur as*... literally... naked... not me lah but you...(LOL)

so.... from now on, its officially LEGAL to copy answers for moral!! WOOHHHOOOO

lol nothing else to update about.... BYE!!!!!!

Friday, April 15, 2011

After a damn long time...

heylo!!!

today i am posting after a long time cuz Hui Leng started the trend again. LOL... yesterday, i changed the blog colour to a different colour so my blog doesn't look SO SAD... also, i found out the singer, PIKO is a freaking guy!!! i tot it was a girl for god's sake!!!! today, shit happened. Just like my bro said, same shit, different day... around 3 hours ago, i watched the first BITC* FIGHT in my life... it was... not what i had expected.....SERIOUSLY! well WHAT THE HELL! 2 days ago, i was sick and when i was ALMOST asleep in bed, my mum scared the living daylights outta me i nearly fell of my bed... freaky.................

LOL nothing left to post about that might seem interesting... so TTFN!

Try reading this!!!!

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If you can read the above text then post it on your blog!

16 THINGS TO DO AT WAL-MART!

1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.

2. Set all the alarm clocks in Electronics to go off at 5-minute intervals.

3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, " 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.

5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

9. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.

10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.

11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme song.

12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.

13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"

14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream.. "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!"

15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!

16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "pikachu, I choose you!"

Put this text on your blog if you laughed or are planning to do any of the things listed above